太君 VERSUS 过年

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太君：(福建）我这次做不到ASM真肚烂！
过年：emm...爽！！！因为我做到一年，听说有人做几十年了！！
太君：给我做一年好吗？
过年：不可能！
太君：你是在有GY！！！

(this is the result show of the taijun vs guonian)
Bryan:So guonian how are feeling now.
Guonian: yeah! I am feeling very nervous.
Bryan:What u wanna say for the competition.
Guonian: Well, first of all, i would like to thank all the people who were supporting me since i was here now. Also i wanna thank my parents who give me the money to buy uniform and also learn a lot of leaderships.
Bryan:Wow!!!That is terrific!!! By the way how about you huh, Taijun?
Taijun: my words are same as Guonian.
Bryan:So now let us start the result show.Guonian please step forward.
(Taijun steps forward nervously)
Bryan:In yesterday's quarrel, Randy said " you are not fierce enough." Paula said "I like your sharp eyes." Simon said "you are good but i hate your teeth."
(Guonian shakes his head)
(The audience shouted "booooooooooooo")
Bryan:Taijun, please step forward!
(The ground shakes heavily when Taijun steps forward)
Bryan:Randy said "you are fat, i hate fatty but u are the only fatty i like.
(The audience cheer loudy)
Bryan:Paula said "If u are wearing skirt, I think i can't differentiate your gender" Simon said "you are just like a piece of shit that piss me off"
(The audience shouted "boooooooooooo")
Bryan: And the next ASM is.......

WILL BE CONTINUE....